Monday 31 May 2010

Now, where's that cat?


This week Haylee has been very naughty. Creeping, hiding, jumping into the neighbour's garden for a good old sniff. Terror.

Saturday 29 May 2010

News.

... No news! It was just a damned questionnaire.. now I have to wait for a response from that.

Wednesday 19 May 2010

Trying to occupy myself.

I'm awaiting some very life-changing information at 8.40am tomorrow. A simple yes or no. Therefore today I must occupy myself as I am quite nervous about it.
The same sort of nervous you got as a child when you had to go to the dentist. Or the nervousness when your Area Manager is due a visit.... The sort of nervousness that if the results are good you'll be so so so so so happy but if they are bad it is soul-destroying.
Things I can do today :
Drink tea.
The gym.
Charity shops.
Cinema.

Monday 17 May 2010

Summer dayzzzzzzzzz.


Roll on summer days and drinking ice cold lemonade from my new Snoopy jug.

Monday 10 May 2010

Angel Cat.

I love my Haylee. I'm going to go find her now and tickle her face.

Sunday 9 May 2010

I make friends with cats...

.... and they make friends with me. This little fella showed me his tummy and I gave it a tickle.

Monday 3 May 2010

The early bird doesn't necessarily catch the worm.

I'm getting quite good at getting up before my alarm. So much so that I am ready 30 minutes before I need to set off. And where, may I ask, does that get me!? Nowhere! I may as well get up and get there early...... but where's the fun in that?

Sunday 2 May 2010

Pigs...


Much better alive than spinning round on a skewer.

Meat pollution?

Surely there is such a thing as smell pollution?
I work in town and every now and again (though it feels more often than that) there is a crap market that takes up the WHOLE OF THE STREET! I hate it. (It's there right now, hence the moan)
There are always, right outside my shop, a "Meats of the World" stall, cooking its stinking Ostrich and Bison and other things that would be much better alive, and a "Hog Roast", complete at 8am with a pig (including its head)... this pig (as the name suggests) roasts AAAAAAALL day long.... and to keep him moist.... a cup of water is poured all over him. So come 2pm when all the idiots go and buy some meat carved from the pig.... its just grisle and water... nice.
But my main problem is the SMELL. It's disgusting. I don't eat meat thus I don't want rotating animals spinning round in a hot box right in front of me but even my carnivorous chums agree that the smells are foul.
Just think.... combine this hideous cooked animal smell with Paella, donuts, chocolate waffles, garlic potatoes.... oh yes Yum Yum... but not all together and not all day long when you're trying to work.
And the people that go to it must be total chumps! Its so expensive. They sell all manner of crap t extortionate prices... I made the error of trying to buy a chunk of coconut ice wants nd it went a little bit like this:
Me: "please may I have a piece of cocnut ice?"
Man: "no. we don't sell it by the piece. It's £4.50 for 100g"
Me: "OK, doesn't matter" (walks way)
Man: (panics) "no! wait! we do! I'll do this once!"
Me: "Oh so you do do it."
Man: "£1"
Me: Holy shit I should've just gone to Marks and Spencer.......... £1 for a piece... a SMALL piece.... of coconut ice. Never again
nd so this cycle must go on on on on all the day and I must breathe in the hideous stench.